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Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.
Highly amusing to watch from a distance.
P1: "Maaaan, what was that shit ?"
P2: "Ergh. Spider web."
P1: "Oh. Hahahaha... Instant Ninja"
TO READ an important convo on im about u or sumone/thing u kno and poppin outta nowhere and replyin to the comment!
DAMN! did u hear about tht boy teryn?
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!
The art of mysteriously and secretively tweeting multiple times whilst being fully engaged in a two-way conversation.
Bob: Bro, we've literally been talking this entire time and you don't even have your phone near you. How did you manage to tweet 15 times in the last 3 minutes?!
Mox: Two words my friend: Ninja-Tweeting.
a HotBox Ninja is someone who has to sneak in the bathroom and smoke weed because they are an in the closet pothead.
Ducky: Why were you up so late?
Nova: I was being a HotBox Ninja in the bathroom last night.
Term that describes someone who sees people not as individuals but rather as representatives of the demographic group they belong to based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, and so on
^ My gay friend, Naomi, who is black and Latina, got the results of her DNA test back today and found out she is 1/64 Native American!
> Yeah? So what?
^ So what? The little Diversity Ninja inside me is excited for her. That's what's "So what". Duh!
> Oh...
Accidentally falling out of a ladies Vagina only to reinsert in a hurry and enter her Anus
Michaelangelo slipped out of April's Pussy and ended up Cowabunging her in the Sewerpipe, causing a Hairyback Ninja Turtle
Ninja Feed = Weed
Only applicable if you roll with NinjaSkinz
see also Ninja
Man, that j is stacked with Ninja Feed!
My Ninjas are all empty... gonna have to score some Ninja Feed.