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What to say when somebody lands a skateboarding trick but doesn’t roll away, therefore it doesn’t count
“Dude I just landed a tre flip!”
“Hey man, no roll away, no candy”
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When two or more males simultaneously stick their penises inside of a woman (or man's) butthole.
Clay Aiken: The poop just fell out of me this morning after I fell asleep at that gay bar last night.
Lance Bass: I'll bet they tootsie roll spaghettied you.
Clay Aiken: Awesome.
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a girl who would like to have sex while on her period
Boy 1: Dude its my girlfriends time of the month and she wanted to have sex!
Boy 2: Shes such a california darby roll
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When a female farts and it rolls up through her vagina.
It smells like a vagina roll up in here.
I farted while sitting down and did a vagina roll up.
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When things are just over the top, either too fast or too weird.. well when things seems jut too much for one's taste.
Amy "how was your job interview?"
Mathew:" well, no, I'd rather find something else, that was just too rock'n roll for me this job.."
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When you eat a girl out after another guy has came inside her recently, the last guy's creampie ends up in your mouth
"My girlfriend's pussy tasted weird last night"
"Dude, I totally creampied her before you got home, you had a salty nut roll!"
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After kidnapping the most basic Ugg-wearing white girl you can find in Starbucks, the man places the girl on a blanket, covers her in pumpkin spice and then jizzes on her. Once fully coated he then proceeds to roll her tight and put her in the freezer to firm up for serving at the family Thanksgiving dinner.
Mom was so happy this thanksgiving.
Oh yes, especially after you gave her a slice of that amazing Pumpkin Cream Roll.
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