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Putting the old team back together

Attempting to selvage a scrap of the good old day and hang on to the one thing that made life worth LIVING!!!

im Putting the old team back together "TEAM GO"

by CALMOS88 December 11, 2016


8 year old non virgin

An 8 year old who's had sex before

Definition of 8 year old non virgin: Normally means the 8 year old was rapped OR had the chance to sneak away and have sex.
Example:
Friend (8): "I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANY MORE!"
Me: (13): "BRO WHAT!? WHEN I WAS 8 I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT R-3 MEANT ON A CONTROLLER!!!"

by NateOnSchoolChromebook May 30, 2023


38 year old white man

Usually referring a person on Reddit who thinks they're better than everyone else.

Twitter is filled with 14 year old white girls, meanwhile Reddit is filled with 38 year old white man (men).

by harristsangyt/yasmin May 2, 2021

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day old deli meat dangle

An old beat up pussy that resembles deli meat that has been sitting out for day

I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'

by disgruntled vet chef October 29, 2013

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old folks candy dish

a sexual act, one lays on their back and the other (male) stretches the skin of his scrotum until it appears as if an old man's saggy scrotum. he then proceeds to tea bag the saggy scrotum in the other person mouth.

i totally gave that ho an old folks candy dish

by fahh_qqqq August 16, 2013

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the old pinch n' squat

when a woman pinches her butt cheeks together and squats on top of a man to increase sexual stimulation.

" I was hoping for felatio but instead she gave me the old pinch n' squat"

"The old pinch n' squat, works every time!"

by stfumct September 5, 2016

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N' Dat Old Rump

An anagram and phrase of the name "Donald Trump" which can be used to refer to decrepit men in authority figures, especially crooked politicians. The "N'" usually begins a sentence as it is a substitute for the word "and".

N' dat old rump, George Bush, totally did 9/11 and abused his power to cover up his crimes.

by dumpsterslut May 2, 2018

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