Wet Toast Sandwich

Wet toast sandwich is when some gathers two slices of Wet toast and puts a piece of jizz covered turkey and you rock paper scissors for who eats it

"damn johnny that's rough....you had to eat the entire Wet toast sandwich?" "you man....tangy"

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Wet Lay-Up

While banging a girl on the bench at your local outdoor basketball court, you proceed to pull out your dripping wet hog and smack the unsuspected target in the face five or six times. Bonus points if you do it with your tongue out like Michael Jordan.

Jeff: anyone seen Chris?
Ronny: Think he’s at the courts trying to give Tina a wet lay-up after the game.

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Wet Dog Syndrome

When someone gets caught red handed doing something illegal that they start shaking more than a scared wet dog left outside in the cold.

As soon as the tenant caught the property manager being part of mortgage fraud, the property manager developed the Wet Dog Syndrome

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Wet Nigga Blanket

1 - A blanket made of ur homies gay ass tears
2 - Hurting someone so hard they're going to need a blanket made out of their own tears

1 - That dude's got a wet nigga blanket what a fag
2 - Let's rekt this team so bad they're going to be crying to their moms for their Wet Nigga Blankets

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Bird Wetting Session

A period of time in which a man gets his dick (bird) sucked (wet).

Derived from the concept of "Getting Your Bird Wet"

My girlfriend was on her period so we couldn't have sex but I still got a bird wetting session.

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Swiffer Wet Jet

The act of doggy style penetration from behind in either the anus or vagina of a woman or man on hard wood floors. One pulls out moments before ejaculation and points ones penis at the floor roughly below the face of the target. One then cums and pulls the hands of the person receiving coitus at the same time. Slamming there face into the ejaculate and mopping up the ejaculate with their face and hair.

Zach- "She was giving me hell about cleaning the floors in my apartment so I swiffer wet jetted her right there."

Joey-"She give you anymore lip?"

Zach- "No apparently cum and blond hair do a pretty good job..."

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Get Your Neck Wet

Get Your Throat Slit

If You Don't Give Me The Money You Owe Me, You're Gonna Get Your Neck Wet

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