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when a guy is talking so much shit the only logical response is hitting his wife or girlfriend in the face
"Johnny showed up and started giving me so much shit about my new hair cut i just pulled back and knocked his girl out cold."
"yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a dick in the bitch"
Yo dawg, I finally did it! I finally started punching the butt with my boyfriend!
When you let an asian man eat your ass
Come over here and give me the Bruce lee style teriyaki tongue punch baby.
When you ram your entire head in a womens vagina.
B*tch was super kinky so I had to give her the 'ol walrus punch in the ham wallet.
Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)
Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
A punch directed at another's elbow. Several consecutive punches in the elbow could hurt for days.
When you are backwards pushed or are humiliated in any other way, the best way to get your attacker back is by Elbow Punching the salad out of them.
Contact the nerve in the elbow, or the "funny bone", and the person being elbow punched will immediately crap their pants from the pain.
"I got elbow punched yesterday."
"Was it bad?"
"I pooped dude... I pooped."
When a group of people form a circle around a person who deserves to be punished and as a team, punch that trapped person repeatedly.
That was a stupid move Emily, don’t make the family circle punch you.