Rule 124

Rule 124 - The permanent invalidation of rules 117, 120, and 125. No exceptions.

Girl - Simply existing, and playing video games.
Boy - "Sorry. Rules 120, and 125."
Girl - "But what about Rule 124?"

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Rules of Neck Slaps

1. If you slap someone they get to slap you back
2. Don't violated
3.If you have a trim the expiration date is 3 days after
Finally just don't take the piss

If you slap me i will clart you

Say less
Remember the rules of neck slaps

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saw it first rule

This rule states that anyone who sees an object or person first before any other party sees it has the right to that object. This overrules all dibs or other forms of object possession rules.

John: Dude!! Did you see that hot chick last night? I got her number and we're totally gonna hook up.

Ryan: I saw her first dude! You can't do that. I call saw it first rule

John: Woah, sorry Bro.I didn't know, she's all yours

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BFDI Rule 34

Made for OSC members to either get a huge boner or to drink 3 Gallons of bleach.One of the causes of brain cancer.

i have brain cancer after looking at BFDI Rule 34. please help me.

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Sock rule addendum

As the true creator of the rule not like the imitators, i’d like to clear some things. First thing first wearing 1 sock doesn’t change anything it’s still gay, that’s the law. Second thing, all those who claim to be the true creator are wrong I created this rule back in 2013 as a joke with my friends. I posted it back in 2018 to stop people from claiming it and changing the rules. So remember keep those socks on unless you like cock! Love- no socks

Sock rule addendum. It’s gay if you’re not wearing socks. See Sock rule for further clarification.

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No nut November rules

The rule is if you have a girlfriend, and you lose no nut November she wins. So if she wins then that means you must do whatever she wants until dick down December.

Hommie #1:"ffs!"
Hommie #2:"what?"
Hommie #1:"I lost NNN, and now I have to do whatever my gf wants"
Hommie #2:"well shat. Ig it's no nut November rules"

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Rule Thirty-Desu

If it exists there is a Japanese version of it.

Hey man have you tried the Japanese pirate bay?

Is there a Japanese pirate bay?

Rule Thirty-Desu. There's a Japanese everything.

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