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What to say when somebody lands a skateboarding trick but doesn’t roll away, therefore it doesn’t count
“Dude I just landed a tre flip!”
“Hey man, no roll away, no candy”
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When two or more males simultaneously stick their penises inside of a woman (or man's) butthole.
Clay Aiken: The poop just fell out of me this morning after I fell asleep at that gay bar last night.
Lance Bass: I'll bet they tootsie roll spaghettied you.
Clay Aiken: Awesome.
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a girl who would like to have sex while on her period
Boy 1: Dude its my girlfriends time of the month and she wanted to have sex!
Boy 2: Shes such a california darby roll
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When things are just over the top, either too fast or too weird.. well when things seems jut too much for one's taste.
Amy "how was your job interview?"
Mathew:" well, no, I'd rather find something else, that was just too rock'n roll for me this job.."
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When a female farts and it rolls up through her vagina.
It smells like a vagina roll up in here.
I farted while sitting down and did a vagina roll up.
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When one is nearing the end of intercourse, the two partners lay on their bellies, and the woman shoots period blood out to attract the male predator. The man proceeds to pounce on her back, thrusting his penis in her vagina and shooting a huge load into her as he rolls her like a crocodile performing a death roll.
Friend 1: Hey, wanna hang out?
Friend 2: Sorry I can't, my dick is immobilized because I performed the Mesozoic Death Roll on some bitch last night.
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A casual romantic encounter comprised of making out and rolling around in bed in lieu of more serious sexual activity. It is normal to have a "type" one likes for jolly roll-arounds, and for this type to be different than what one normally lusts after or would consider girlfriend material.
Sometimes, all you want is a jolly roll-around, you know?
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