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Why people wait for thanksgiving
I can’t wait for the chicken with banana sauce
When your name is Jared and you proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature. Then the mushed up guts and semen is poured into a cup and consumed.
My hinge date from last night, Jared made me some amazing melon sauce margs last night.
Radical Sauce - It's even better than Awesome Sauce!
Billy Zane: Man...PROTOTYPE 2 is going to be Awesome Sauce!
Nancy Reagan: No Billy, it will be even better than Awesome Sauce...it will be Radical Sauce!!!
Billy Zane: (gets down on hands/knees and bows) Forgive me master...
Nancy Reagan: It's okay...now kiss the ring bitch, and then take me back to pound town!
"It's not called white sauce, it's called yum yum sauce, you dumb fuck."
Alex: What the fuck is Ash doing to his eggplant?
Person: is he drinking the White sauce-
Alex and Person: 0-0
Ash: Don't give me that look!
The sauce that is held in before the orgasm
Dude, my edge sauce last night hit the ceiling