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Jake is the perfect person. If you know a jake be grateful and if you dont, you should get to know one. He is so kind and so amazing that you will not believe you know him. He will be one of your favourite people on this earth.
Look its jake, you should get to know him, he is amazing.
jakes are usually nice but complete weirdos. jakes are usually players and will cheat on you. jakes are usually idiots and do not know what they are doing. if you see a jake be prepared.
look at that guy he is such a jake
A mean guy that after you lose then find his sharpie he dose not let you uuse it ever again!
To absolutely Blow your brains out on the side of the road
Derived from the word Jake the action of doing what Jake did
A tall, red-haired bisexual who sends occasional death threats despite their best intentions.
Jake: Hello?
Not Jake: *has killed thyself*
A good person that makes friends easily, gets good grades. No girls like jakes but it is ok. Jakes are cool keep secrets always cheers people up, always a simp and never let's a girl down.
Hey Jake can I talk to you, my teacher gave me a 85%
Hey yeah I can help you after classs
Has a weird love for turtles and is generally shy, but a funny person.
Joe: That "Jake" kid is always real quiet
Mama: He's real nice when you get to know him