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A guy who can be annoying sometimes but also hilarious and very good at giving advice and is a real homie
Dang Jake has been really funny lately
Someone who says things that are so outrageous you don’t know what to think. They are borderline scary to be around but equally hilarious.
Jake: “I tried to order a McTopSloppy and a McChinamen at McDonald’s and the girl at the drive thru was so shocked at my knowledge of the secret menu that she quit her job instantaneously…good thing I didn’t request the McPhagomania or she would have cried”
You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”
Jake is a lovely boy he treats girls like a queen and is very affectionate . He loves sports and is dream is to be a football player . He’s smart , strong ,caring and handsome. He has a big dick 🤣 and all he wants is a girl to treat him right . But he does take long to reply to ur messages but this boy is out of this world .
“Wow Omgg is that Jake sheesh”
Although he may legally be an adult Jake probably acts more like a child.
Someone who probably plays NAIA football at a small Catholic institution and uses pizza rolls in exchange for sex.
He is a bitch.
Probably an only child based on the way he treats women.
Disloyal to America and sides with Britain.
Jake, another word for a man who is immature and is a misogynistic individual.
A person who has a horse sized cock and is much much taller than it's counterpart - the jacob who is the exact opposite.
Wow your penis is so large, you must be a Jake
A red head who is really good at; sucking toes, Doing his friends mothers and sleeping but not at rocket league.
"Wow that guy is a real Jake! Just remind me not to play Rocket League with him"
Jake is a very terrible person he loves to cheat on every single girlfriend he gets and then once him and his girlfriend break up he gets a new one the next day the only way to describe a jake is horrific if you ever see jake you should run.
Do you see that Jake over there?? ya he’s a cheater you should run!!