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Discount Your Bizarre Adventure The World.
bad move:
Road Roller
traits:
Never hits
Deals knockback
Reasonable damage
Easy to dodge
*in 1v1*
Casual The Universe user: ROADA ROLLA DA!
YBA Joe: *dodges*
Casual The Universe user: *gets died by yba joe*
Something that sends cosmic guidance to white women in their 20’s
“So I was fucking my married boss and I wasn’t sure if they were going to break up, and then I was at the gym and I saw a shirt that said chill. So then I knew the universe told me to just keep fucking my boss”
A very big space full of a lot of nothing and some other weird shit. Like big rocks, balls of fire, balls of gas, chunks of ice, and objects so massive that even light can't escape. Its pretty cool, but also kind of unnecessary. Especially when life got added. Like existence is pointless enough, but now there are animals, and some of them are hairless apes smart enough to realise how pointless and unnecessary existence is, and how much easier it would be if none of this junk was here to begin with. Some think they know how it works and while science has discovered alot we still have no idea how big the universe is and its seemingly impossible to do so. Its billions of years old, and used to be alot smaller. Eventually all the energy will be evenly spread out across the universe so that energy wise its the same as at the start. This is known as the heat death of the universe.
Its also possible the universe is fake and nothing is real.
The universe does not care about you, your feelings, your ability to understand it, your fantasies about it, the fact that you exist, the fact you will one day stop existing, the fact that it exists, or even the fact it may stop existing one day. The closer you look at it, the less sense it makes because your brain isn't built for understanding objects as probability clouds, or time and space as one thing.
a complex organism or empty space that could possibly be alive,
however it is not alive and is actually the sum of a complex single reality
it is also very possible that the universe himself can be considered a deity without it being in any humanoid form
the universe has almost countless things and persons within it
basically a huge ball of everything that wants to kill you, literally. imagine just travelling to the edge of the universe just to see a dark void?
the universe is a hellhole filled with bright and pitch black balls that kill you if your too close to them.
a) A a state of community full with functional slaves and deranged authority managers. And this definitely has nothing to do with Jesus, Its just JESUS CHRIST!
b) A management college, that lives up to the irony.
c) You get in Christ Uni. only if your parents aren't asian enough.
Me : *stares*
Jesus: "Don't look at me like that, I've nothing to do with "Christ (Deemed to be) University" ".
High treason
A elitist cult classic to Canada preforming b&e with the assistance of police in triangulation assault and battery and 1004 murders
Ever heard of Abraham Hicks and the universal religion?