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1. The ultimate come-back in an argument, "Ur Mom" can be used in many different ways, such as: Ur Mom is fat, Ur Mom is a hoe, Ur Mom is ugly, etc...
2. The fist living thing to have so much mass, it creates it's own gravitational orbit.
the worlds hottest women. the women all ur friends totally banged last night.
man 1: i smashed the HOTTEST chick last night
man 2: who?
man 1: ur mom ;)
one of the best insults created in the history of ur mom
ur mom? yeah that’s the best insult ever.
The person I was fucking last night
Who's that hotties who's house ur at all the time?
- Ur mom
Best way to counter argue anything, unless they use it back
A: U suck
B: I suck on ur mom
A: I suck on ur mom
B: I suck on ur mom
Endless cycle continues
im so deeply inlove with your mother and you
"so whos ur crush?"
"...ur mom"
something ayla says alot that makes me feel very sad and giggly
me: what are you doing right now?
ayla: your mom
me: *sigh* laughs on the inside *starts thinking of keshi songs*