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seat wars

When a group of desperate lads all fight/race for the chance to sit by a specific beautiful girl. Usually they will dangle her in front of their friends and flirt with her to irritate them if and when they win.

"Max we must do seat wars to sit next to Hannah today."

"Oh it's on Bradley!"

by megaboom26 January 29, 2016


War on drugs

War on Drugs (Phrasal Verb)
Wor On Pe-Pal
Drugs are a weapon cunningly employed to wage war against society's most vulnerable groups including those in the BIPOC, LGBTOIA, and other minority communities. Throughout history, certain marginalized communities have been unjustly branded with drug associations, thereby giving license to the majority to label them as morally corrupt or depraved. Alas, the true motivation behind such maneuvers is usually not about drug control, but rather a more nefarious agenda that uses drugs as a tool to rapidly weaponize society.

The war on drugs was used in the 1980s to Weaponized America against people of color in an attempt to implement the new Jim Crow.

by Aftermath Recovery May 11, 2023


War in Afghanistan

A pointless 20-year long war that was fought (and lost to the Taliban) by the United States of America. The purpose of the war was to root out "terror" (whatever the fuck that objective means) and to kill all brown people in the Middle East (remove the Taliban and Al-Qaeda). The war was a gigantic stain on the US and it's people, and due to the amount of money wasted on the endeavor, it will more than likely lead to the eventual economic collapse and downfall of the US itself. Just like the Soviet Union (see Soviet-Afghan War for context).

If you ever feel like you're useless, just remember that it took four presidents, 2,459 dead soldiers, and $2 Trillion dollars to replace the Taliban with the Taliban in Afghanistan.

That's right. $2 Fucking Trillion. Not enough money for the homeless, or student debt, or cancer research, or space exploration, or to help the elderly stateside. But just enough money to bomb brown people. God Bless America.

War in Afghanistan

by realshit225 August 17, 2024


War hero

Somebody decorated with medals like a silver star or Congressional medal of honor.

You don't really think that guy is a war hero or even a warrior at all, you think he's a bureaucrat. You just want to make yourself look respectful to other people.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021


Great Badussy War

A war between Floptropica and Da Boyz from 1914 to 1918. The war ended with a peace treaty written by Tonyloni Lopezin after 635,873 citizens were killed, and 8,642,378,623 were maimed

My wig got snatched in the Great Badussy War

by I SVCKED 83 DEEKS IN THIS BITH May 19, 2023


Belgian Waffle War

When two guys take turns smack each other in the face with their dicks until someone’s nose bleeds

Greg challenged me to a Belgian Waffle War

by MooseMatthewsen August 9, 2022


war chaud

The act of getting a chode while watching violent images. You haven't quite gotten a wargasm yet.

That soldier got a war chaud when he saw his company's plane explode above him

by The 40k guy September 21, 2013