p plus i

True love

Porter pluse Izzy aka p plus i

P Town

The default state of Porter

P Town, you pulling up to the function?

P-Town

slang for Porirua, a modest town with people smoking and vaping everywhere and ofc the North City mall also the Kapiti Line passes through P-Town

bro one: aye bruv you wanna jump on the Kapiti Line train to P-Town g

bro two: sweet what ya wanna do in P-Town then

bro 1: idk just chill out at the station and vape and go get maccas and energy drinks

P-rad

What you would call some one who is profoundly homosexual

That dude was such a p-rad I almost caught the gay.

P-Stim

Stimulation of the prostate.

I can't get off unless I use a metric fuckton of p-stim.

M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating

Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken

You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.