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Beat an idiot day
19th November
The idiot cannot fight back
Guy: Dude guess what day it is
Idiot: what day?
Guy: beat an idiot day
idiot: ew thats not real
Guy: *punch*
idiot: owch
ok
in the act of preforming Cunnilingus.
If you want to knock my boots, you gotta bite the beat first.
While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises
Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace
Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
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"Did you see that new two beats cover?"
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A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.
I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.
To beat someone so bad it causes the change in their pocket and the cash in their wallet to fall out, the loss of all their investments and belongings, and to continue pummeling the person to total financial ruin where they owe the total world debt, approximately $190 trillion.
Barney: “Look, I got a two dollar winner”.
Andy: “I’m gonna beat you broke and send you the bill!”