jack in the box

A fast food place that got their ass sued off after food poisening killed this one guy in california, but they fixed their food after that. Also has awesome commercials.

Kid: So what did Jack come up with today?
Woman: The turkey jack.
Kid: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Woman: I know.
Kid: EVERYONE loves turkey!!!
Woman: But nobody's doing it.

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tummy box

Term used to describe the digestive system. Can be expressed literally or figuratively. Sometimes aka: stomach.

Girl: Waaa my tummy box is broken.
Girl's Favorite Friend: Who you gonna call when your tummy aches? Ghost Busters!

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Cereal boxes

A set of sexual acts that have names of cereal.

Fruit Loops: Take a girl and cover her with apple and orange juice while she is on acid.

Coco Puffs:When you have a fat black chick and you cover her with Hershey chocolate syrup and milk.

Reese's Puffs: When you have a orgy consisting of Caucasian, Hispanic, and Filipino women.

I had so many women over we had some cereal boxes.

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Juice Box

A person (usually male) of extremely wide, muscular, square build.

That juice box couldn't even fit through the door!

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Cat box

Woman's pussy (vagina)

Tonight I'm going to fuck some cat box

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Jack In The Box

While banging a broad from behind, make sure she is facing the head board or some other hard suface and wrap your hand around her hair while humming or whistling the "Pop goes the Weasle" tune. When you get to the big "Pop" toward the end, slam her face as hard as you can

Hey I gave her the jack in the box last night. Check out her face!!!

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chicken box

A run down apartment or squat, wherein crack cocaine addict may procure their fix. (See clucker, crack house)

The cops just busted down that chicken box. Now the cluckers are loitering in the street.

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