A person who is bitter and rude all the time.
What's your problem do you have apples in your ass
As in a type of person: someone who, at first, seems to be very intriguing; someone you'd like to get to know better. But the more you know about the person, the more you just want to light them on fire.
"She made a great first impression, but turned out to be a total candle apple."
your best friend's crush's cum.
"Just tell him you want to make apple cider sometime."
Tea bagging after you have old man balls the size of apples
I walked in on grandpa in the middle of apple-saucin my grandma.
Two cousins who made this religion up. Can be found as SweetieRebec and Farmergal. Mostly seen in MultiCraft. Religion consists of worship and hymns. All hail thy mighty apple!
SweetieRebec: All hail the mighty apple!
Farmergal: (angel singing)
when a sigma is super duper healthy they try an apple. After eating 10 apples per nanosecond, they turn into a sigma apple.
That sigma was a real sigma apple.😎