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banana slushy

aka "ptm" (pussy to mouth). when a man is having sex with a woman and he pulls his penis out of the woman's vagina and puts it into her mouth or another woman's mouth. usually more descriptive if the woman's pussy is very, very wet.

she loves the taste of her own pussy so much she keeps making me give her a banana slushy!

by nomaddicus January 30, 2014


buy bananas

Announcing to someone that you need to poop.

A post on Reddit in the TIFU reddit on 5th august 2019 titled "TIFU by not paying attention to my wifes bathroom usage." is the origin of this term.

I need to buy bananas

by Swooch August 6, 2019


banana jotter

When you shove your shit into a sock

There were no restrooms so I had to banana jotter

by TheDragoniar May 26, 2023


banana creampie

guess lol (hint: banana is yellow + creampie is cum in me = ? (answer =pee creampie)

do not banana creampie

by gobeldigook June 12, 2021


Carnivore Bananas

The best song I’m existence.
Written by Dennis and Ethan, this song consists of a variation structure (a1 a2 a1 a3) and is one of the most important lives of music in modern history.
Some critics say it’s is even more monumental than “W.A.P” although some disagree, and say that it goes far further than that.
It is about a dystopian future when bananas rule the world and use humans as slaves. They have taken the humans’ feet, chicken, and even their soup.
It is a very sad tale, and even the uprising at the end failed, as the bananas already knew about their plans with the neucs….

Carnivore bananas, they be eating up your soup

by Polyethane November 4, 2021


cursed banana

The cursed banana is the act of eating a banana slowly while looking into the eyes of your enemy

Mike: why are you running away from Bill?

Tom: Because he pulled the cursed banana on me!

by mr baconator March 2, 2023


Weeping banana

A penis during and just after ejaculation. The ejaculate appears to be weeping from ones banana.

Could also refer to someone with a case of the drip.

Johnny used his weeping banana to give Sally a money shot.

by Poop emoji May 17, 2019