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a hot chocolate friendship. good for cold months, but maybe not perfect for all seasons.
-you need friends. even hot chocolate friends. especially when your life goes to shit.
"She/he was my hot chocolate friend. When it was cold it was comforting. When it was warm they were just not there anymore."
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CPH is the result of mass chocolate pudding consumption. Groaning, Stomach Growling, Diarrhea, Vomet, Queezy Feelings and other fun stuff.
The 7 year old ate the whole pack and had a Chocolate Pudding Hangover for the rest of the night.
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A less obvious term for cocaine.
Oi, Chapo, pass me some columbian white chocolate, will you?
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When an individual takes a dump in his or her hand and proceeds to give a guy a handjob.
Aaron dropped a steamy one into his palm and gave Josh a chocolate pound cake.
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After space docking with a chick, you screw her abnormally hard in a position of your choosing. If you lasted more than a meager 5 minutes, the chick should be able to muster up a pretty nice quief. The turd which was loaded through the space docking procedure mentioned earlier, should be launched from her vagina like a cannon ball, just squishier. To achieve greater distance, you must "go the distance."
After I nailed the bitch, I was almost nailed by a chocolate cannon ball.
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Fucking someone up the arse and then making them suck their own shit off the end of your dick.
Hello, would you like a chocolate mahogany lollipop?
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To shit in a blender, blend on high setting, warm in microwave, season to taste, garnish with a sprig of mint and serve piping hot to a loved one.
"Hey dennis, my mother in law is coming around, would you mind wipping us up a few dutch hot chocolates?" "oh, and i wont forget the mint audrey!"
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