Green day

One hell of a band.

These guys KICK ass, not fuck ass. They sure as hell aren't gay.

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opposite day

Opposite day isnt a real day, where you dont do the opposite. People will say nothing opposite. Every other day of the year IS an opposite day.

Oh, and you musnt be reading this on opposite day, or youll understand it. :( (and yes, the smiley isnt opposite)

Guy 1: Hai its opposite day
Guy 2: U LIAR ITS NOT NOW YOU SAID... BUT THEN IT IS! BECAUSE I SAID ITS NOT! ZOMG!!!!!1!11!!!

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gay for the day

a straight male porn star who indulges in homosexual activities for money.

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J-Day

J-Day, 2nd of May every Year all around New Zealand potheads, stoners, and supporters of the NORML organisation come together in peace to protest the harsh and un-nessasary prohibition of Marijuana. The best four hours you will spend all year. Free tunes, buds and munchies.

Stoner: Hey man lets go to J-day!
Pothead: Nah, fuck that i dont really feel like sharing my weed with 400 broke stoners.

Stoner: Your and asshole!
Pothead: yea but i got more weed then you!

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green day

Sell outs. Pure and simple.

Green Day have sold out by going on MTV, Top of the Pops etc.

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Green Day

My older brothers band (Billie Joe Armstrong) the best band in the world "I'm Not growing up im just burning out!" - Pure Brilliance

"I'm a loser and a user, so i dont need no accuser!~" ~!PeAcE!~

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sweetest day

when a girl pours maple syrup into her vagina and then slowly oozes it out into their lover's mouth

I had the best sweetest day ever last night. Reminded me of 'Nam.

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