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Don't Die December

A month that can be used as a replacement for Destroy Dick December, a punishment for failing No Nut November or even just a fun challenge to do with friends. Throughout the month of December, you and any other participants load up a hardcore world in Minecraft and try to survive in it, playing on all 31 days of December. You are allowed one warm up world just to get into the correct sense of urgency. You can decide to either start a new world or continue that world once you are ready.

You will fail the challenge if you die, use cheats, enter creative mode or spectator mode, etc. It is generally frowned upon if you look up seeds that will allow for close villages near the spawn point or easy diamonds, as it takes away part of the challenge.

If you quickly beat the Ender Dragon, other things you can do to keep yourself occupied are killing the Wither and Elder Guardian, earning every achievement, making cool bases, making every potion and much more.

Hey man, what are your plans for today?

I'm gonna start Don't Die December, wanna join?

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its were u masterbate and make a valcano of cum in december

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Clogged-Drain December

The month following anyone who participates in No Shave November.

Dude, I'm so glad I could shave my beard today. Clogged-Drain December is finally here.

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December 20

When the losers were born and the people that make fun of everyone and thinks it’s cute were born

Ew you were born on December 20th

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December 21st (FNU)

December 21st is Fur-No-U day, this is an annual 24 hour period, in which anyone who isnt a furry, is. While those who were already a furry arent for the duration of the day, this day has been established as the law since Dec 20th 1775, the punishment for not celebrating this day varies in different countries though in all of them the punishment still involves the suspect being a homosexual. In America, (in addition to being officially labeled as homosexual) the suspect has their penis and balls clipped off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that have an average retail price of $8.95, unless you identify as female, if you do then you have the lower half of your body surgically removed without application of anesthesia, after the procedure they would have the internal walls of their vaginal cavity force fed to them. In Asia they are executed by the two decade old Chinese practice traditionally known as "Death by deepthroat and semen drowning" in the rest of the world they are slowly lowered feet first into a pit of hungry virgin twenty two year old males who would have a sexual engagement with anything else that breaths.

1. That's Jim, he usually hates furrys, but today hes a furry who hates furry haters,
2. That's Jim, he didn't celebrate December 21st (FNU) and is having his cock and balls cut off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that retail for $8.95

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𝙔𝙚𝙨 pussy December bc My soon to be girlfriend is being a bum

Girl: it’s no pussy December

Boy: it 𝙔𝙚𝙨 pussy December

Girl:shut up
Boy: bitch I’m tryna talk

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