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Egg Gourd

A southern term for a smooth round rock found in river beds, sometimes drilled out and used to make a makeshift explosive device

Boy howdy Roy, you see that egg gourd over yonder?

by DerpyPrengin June 25, 2020


egg bank

female counterpart to "sperm bank"

My uncle went to the egg bank to get some eggs for his desperate wife.

by Sacred Thunderstorm May 22, 2020


Fertilize the egg

When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.

"Hey girl you wanna fertilize the egg tonight?"

by June 30, 2024


suck eggs bitch fuck

When you suck so bad at your public job people gel you to suck eggs bitch fuck

Suck eggs bitch fuck ,
now gimme my goddamn McMuffin!

by Hillfolkinurmomma December 16, 2021


Lover's Egg Roll

When you wrap your dick in rice paper and dunk it in duck sauce.

My girl wanted Chinese food so I gave her a "lover's egg roll".

by Kokus_Wild March 2, 2024


Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm

That Russian egg video made by Miroshka TV that has nearly 5 BILLION views.

“So, what do you wanna watch on YouTube today?”

“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”

AW HELL NAW”

What’s wrong with that?”

Who are you and what planet are you from”

by PBJelly6 October 24, 2023


grimey egg roll

when you hit it from the back and hit the mans nuts. very painful.

Jamie was having sex and irene hit him with a grimey egg roll. Jamie was very mad.

by grimeyeggroll June 7, 2020