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Rey has gout or FMD, he could have been stressed by McCarthyist Zombies in green
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a very true statement about an overrated horrible band who can't play an instrument or sing. If you've got a problem with that, screw.
Tool- Hey man, Green Day kicks ass!
Me- Hey tool, fuck yourself up the ass because no one else will except Billie Joe Armstrong! Green Day sucks!
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Used by adolescents in mid/late 90s, A term shouted by any one person while walking with a group of friends while holding a green leaf, anyone who does not have a green leaf in their possession would get punched/hit until they found/picked up a green leaf.
Friend 1: picks up green leaf while walking with group of peers, shouts "green leaf check"
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Friends scatter to find green leaf while getting punched (usually in arm) by persons with green leaf in hand
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Drake’s beautiful attempt to bless his audience with such greatness on his album Honestly, Nevermind. Texts go green is simply referring to an Imessage being sent but it turns green rather than blue inferring one has been blocked.
Drake - “Texts go green, it hits a little different, dont it?”
P.S. - Honestly, Nevermind was a great album, stop the hate and appreciate greatness.
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When driving through town you get a stop light that is both turning left and straight green.
I got across town so fast because i had like All-greens the whole way.
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I taught my green baby to walk on its hands and juggle with it’s feet then sold it to the circus.
Those are two of the homeliest people I’ve ever seen. They would have some real green babies.
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