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When someone only reads half of something. Especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for major planning, but this can be heavily resisted by introverts. They will not answer and then respond with a text, thus beginning a vicious cycle.
Bro #1: "Where you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.
"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
Synonym for cat. Usually house cats, but it refers to the genus of any small feline. Used by commoners in Indiana to insult a cat.
Derogatory Slang
My Rat Half pooped in the plant again.
Your Rat Half is ugly.
My Rat Half is better than your Rat Half.
This shows that you are homosexual. Many people will take pictures/selfies like that to show signs of homosexuality
*Takes selfie with one hand covering half of there face*
Friend: hey man why you always use one hand covering half of the face in photos
Them: oh becuase I am homosexual and part of the lgbtq+ and I just show my love for the lgbt community as I am part of it.
Friend: um- ok
A popular breakfast in Indiana consisting of pancakes that are about twice the size of silver dollar pancakes.
The Hoosier diner serves some great half-dollar pancakes with bacon!
A type of white fever where they want a sperm donor who will not charge them and actually pay for their stuff as part of a romance scam before dumping him later. A half-white kid is a status symbol in some places and then they can casually discard the man once they've made the baby or babies. They prefer men who would never donate their seed for quality reasons, a type of spermjacking and sexual fraud. The flip and bounce abroad or Back Home with the baby. He never sees it again or if they're forced to stay for legal reasons, she will raise it to hate him as an oppressor or something.
"Did you hear what happened to Jack? His new Thai wife ran off with his son, turns out she never really wanted him it was an Operation Half White Baby situation. She's showing off the kid on social media and acting like he never existed."
Half-sibling's great-great-grandson.
My half-great-great-great-nephew is a good person.