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A skinny, white male with a small penis with nothing to lose and jackshit to gain.
Stacey: "Hey did you hear about that Jake Meredith guy?"
Brittany: "Yeah I heard that he ate a dick for nothing."
Stacey: "Fuck, that kid has nothing to lose."
Brittany "And he has nothing but a bag of dicks to gain."
Stacey: "I hate that skinny white boy."
Brittany: "Pretty sure he has a small penis too."
Stacey: "Probably."
the most fucking awesome ufc middle weight fighter.
Jake Shields kicked that guys ass.
The worst thing in the world. NO future, NO hope. Everything sucks.
A man who's very sexy and gets all the girls. He's the nicest person you'll ever meet. However sometimes you'll question his sexuality. but if your a Jake Morris then you'll have hoes on top of hoes
Wow, he's such as Jake Morris just want him to have my kids
A Guy who has good morals but the morals go out the window when he drinks.
A Panama Jake is a drunkin horny male that loses all inhibition when around hot females. Will show off his penis and use it to do party tricks to get a laugh and possible pussy.
Hey that guy is a true Panama Jake, he just showed me a trick making his dick into a hamburger.
A sexy beast with a 14 inch horse cock.
I got fucked by a Jake Marston.
someone who likes jake paul
if you are a jake pauler chances are you are a 10 year old and you have a girlfriend who is cheating on you with tommy
person 1: hey, are you a jake pauler?
person 2: ew no! anyone who likes jake paul is dead to me