I have a case of hand to mouth disease and am fat.
1) When one has a severe lack of water
2) When someone is beyond the normal limits of being thirsty/horny for a person or character
1) “Man I haven’t had anything to drink for a while, feels like I have desert mouth”
2) “Have you heard about Jacob? Ever since he’s seen that female anime character for that show he’s had desert mouth since”
1) When one has a severe lack of water
2) When one is beyond the normal limits of being thirsty/horny for a person or a fictional character
Credit to my friend Eternal for the term idea
1) “Man I need a drink, I feel like I have desert mouth...”
2) “Have you heard about Jacob? He’s had desert mouth for that pink-haired girl from that anime lately”
When a girl gives a guy head after he had just had vaginal sex with her while she was on her period, and his penis is covered in dried period blood.
"Do you want a mouthful of chili?"
Someone/something that cannot handle extreme/spicy flavors
Jim is a pansy mouth, he can't handle the taste of pepper.
Cotton Mouth Killer, or CMK, is an energy drink from Norway. It has blueberry and guava flavour, and is specifically designed to kill your cotton mouth. When your thirst is dire - an ice cold can of Cotton Mouth Killer extinguishes it like an ocean hitting a fire.
Thirsty guy: "Dude. My mouth is so dry. I would pay such large amounts of money for a delicious bevarage right now."
Friend: "Have a CMK, bro. Cotton Mouth Killer will quench your thirst."