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The type of girl that will get you lost in Sesame Street World even when you’re not in the theme park.
Frank wondered where the potatoes he was, then realized it was Mary Elizabeth’s fault.
A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.
The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.
Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"
Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
An ou who moves around like they got a finger stuck up their arse and talk
Check out that stekkie bru, she look like one gaan marie how she moving
Mary and Cole are a couple that will be the best couple there is. They will have 3 kids 2 girls that will have blonde hair like there mother and 1 boy that will have red hair like there father. Mary and Cole will aways love each other forever. If you ever get a chance to meet them remember them forever.
A girl that you fall in love with the first time you lay eyes on her. her beauty is so incredible. shes the closest thing to perfect all the way from how her hair falls perfectly too the way she smells good all the time. she can change your mood with just one look. she can light up a room by just walking into it. her smile is so pretty you can help but to smile back at her. shes the type of girl you would do anything for. you would put her before anything else even yourself. she doesnt need make up or to be changed in anyway she is perfect how she is. her body curves perfectly. the sound of her voice can make your knees weak. when ever your around her you get butterflies. shes loving and caring. great people person. shes a great friend to have and the best girlfriend you could find. her hugs can take away all your problems and make you feel all warm inside. her kisses make you melt. nothing beats cuddling with her at night you fall asleep instantly in her arms. shes the type of girl that changes your life. the kind of girl you give your all too. she deserves the best. she deserves to be called beautiful everyday and she deserves to be treated like a princess because thats what she is. nobody can ever compare to her. shes the only angel ive seen and there are no words to describe how you love her and there is no number to describe how much you love her. lets just say if you gave each star in the sky a reason why you would love her, there wouldnt be enough stars.
Guy1: Oh my god do you see katelin marie lillie today?
Guy2: No? why?
Guy1: she looks absolutely stunning
to be defined soon...Honey Badger and Scorpion King
I would like a bloody mary rimmer
A homemade Bloody Mary variation with whatever ingredients happen to be on hand.
“This gym bro served me a shitty Mary at a party at his place”
‘Oh yeah?’
“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”