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Michael

best fucking boyfriend ever

me: i love my boyfriend
other: michael?
me: yeah

by lillianiangrai November 22, 2023


Michael

Michael is a name given to a king, a leader, a ruler. He is normally a funny but laid-back type guy. Michael is probably tall, brown-skinned with big eyes. Michael can be one of your closest friends for life who will listen to all your problems(probably not tho). The ideal boyfriend smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited. Michael has a perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute. They have such great personalities. Michael will be naturally good at anything especially in bed. Michael is a guy that is cute and honest with you. He loves playing video games, watching anime, reading comics, manga, and books. Michael may be a common name but it's the best name

girl: Is that Michael F******
other girl: yea he so fine

Ps: the best Michael's last names start with a F, J, B, and M

by MeIeCeHeAeEeLFeOeReEeMeAeN November 23, 2021


Michael

Michael is a name given to a king, a leader, a ruler. He is normally a funny but laid-back type guy. Michael is probably tall, brown-skinned with big eyes. Michael can be one of your closest friends for life who will listen to all your problems(probably not tho). The ideal boyfriend smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited. Michael has a perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute. They have such great personalities. Michael will be naturally good at anything especially in bed. Michael is a guy that is cute and honest with you. He loves playing video games, watching anime, reading comics, manga, and books. Michael may be a common name but it's the best name

girl: Is that Michael F******
other girl: yea he so fine

Ps: the best Michael's last names start with a F, J, B, and M

by MeIeCeHeAeEeLFeOeReEeMeAeN November 23, 2021


Michael

A wifeophile, a man who gets aroused by married women.

Don't get your wife along, I heard Tim is a Michael.

He Michael-ed his way towards the old woman.

by Greyfam November 22, 2021


Michael

the more well known term for lean

a mix of cough syrup, sprite and jolly ranchers

trust me, everyone says «sippin the michael»

i am unable to put down the container holding the after mentioned michael

bro, i think the doctor gave me michael or something, im geekin tf out rn

by mommymilkmaster January 26, 2025


Michael

Michael is a fun loving weirdo. He has everything that you will need. He loves his dog and his girlfriend very much and would punch anyone that tried to hurt them. He loves nature, animals and food. Michael is a mystical man that is not of this world.

“Wow did you see Michael today?”

“No did you”?

Yes omg Michael is so magical

by Chrissay91210 May 14, 2022


Michael

a young bloke with a very attractive body. we all know you want to fuck him. he also has a big dick

i want to fuck michael

by M_Miguel22 March 13, 2022