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1. noun: a person who is especially ugly - in particular, someone who is all fat, cock-eyed and out of proportion.
2. adjective: how one might feel after a big night out - in particular, upon waking up and peeking some natural light from under the quilt.
1. Man, that bird/dude looked like a bag of shit tied in the middle.
2. Dude, I really feel like a bag of shit tied in the middle, can you close the blinds, please?
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A middle school in nowhere'sville, Virginia with 30% Asians, 30% Indians, 30% White People, 5% Wasians, and 5% Latinos, Black People & Other. With 4 minute passing periods and snobby, preppy white people (Girls wear floral and boys are skaters),wanna be gangsters (but dont get confused, there is no hood in herndon), and know- it all indians and asians. Assigned Seats at Lunch, teachers who stare you down in the hallways, its like almost every other middle school out there. FUBAR.
Person A: Dude, I cant wait to leave Rachel Carson Middle School
Person B: IKR, I'd much rather go to AISJ.
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Where its at! Home of the Stallions. The getto school to be at. If you go there you rock like me. Girls yell and high-five and kick ass. Guys rock skinnies tighter than the girls'. You pretty much date in your grade unless you're in band- Where Mr. P brings you all together like one huge mostly Asian musical somewhat maybe i guess happy family! And he took Wind Ensemble to the Superior and Jazz Band and Symphonic Band to Excellent level! Girls and boys track, soccer, basketball and flag football rule. Color guard goes second place 2011! Sixth graders welcome in pretty much anything but being school mascot, Sterling the Stallion. Jamba Juice on Tuesday, and pizza on Friday! All around a kickass school to be at!
Hey what school are we playing in the finals?
Coral Springs Middle School.
Aww dammit were gonna lose!
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Don't go to North End the teacher are just trash, they are always on u gor no god damn reason! Mr. Simpson can suck my dick, and Mrs gilmore Idk. All the black girls in this school are musty, dusty and crusty! They be smellin like a hobo's ass hole. And all the boy obviously never used deodorant cuz they also fuckin musty. And lastly all the boys need to pull up their pants cuz no girl wants to see ur ugly boxers or short so pull them up fag and y'all need to stop where fake gucci. How do u sag wit a belt? Dumbass
North End middle school
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A middle school in Spotsylvania, Virginia where kids are pot heads, rednecks, fake & dramatic. This school is also known for its bomb threats, fights & drug deals.
Bob: “Where does your kid go to school?”
Sammy: “Post Oak Middle School”
Bob: “You mean that shitty drug dealing school?”
Sammy “Yep”
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Most of the boys are sporty, but most of them can be very chill. The girls can never get Starbucks without taking pictures and selfies with them, and are considered "not normal" if you don't wear Birkenstock sandals, or Crocs. They also talk about saving the turtles, showing off their metal straws and such. Most of the Middle Schoolers have an infinite ego, and like to gang up in groups, and basically make Ship accounts on Instagram to mess with / cause tea with people.
Oh my god check out those group of Van Hoosen Middle Schoolers. They all have Starbucks and are taking pictures of it!
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Hell.
I'm off to hell, Olympic View Middle School.
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