dad

another name for a males dick

Stfu and eat dad

Dad

The person thats job is to say "I dont know ask your mom"

"Hey Dad where are my tennis shoes?" "I dont know ask your mother"

dad

A special species of human that goes to get the milk

whinny little bitch: hi dad
dad: im gonna go get some milk

Dad

An object that doesn't exist.

What is a dad?

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

I get DADS everytime I go out

dad

people make jokes about this person leaving to get the milk and it's probably true.

dad:bye son I'm leaving u
kid:NOOOOO

Dad

The man who copulated with your mother to produce you.

Good morning Dad