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scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)

Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!

by jesus burrito April 16, 2009


To egg on the floor

To get someone to be pregnant.

You can't get anyone to egg on the floor

by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019


anus eggs

The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29

Bro one: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.

by Hitlers bullet I fucked him up February 28, 2024


pris egg

The smartest person on earth.

A: is Pris Egg's answer wrong?
B: Don't doubt. Pris Egg is always correct.

by Boomb December 20, 2016


egg lace

The nasty brown part of scrambled eggs in a skillet.

Can also be found on over cooked omelettes.

Get that nasty egg lace off my scrambled eggs.

by TheBlondeAccountant March 7, 2017


armadillo eggs

Grilled jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and cheddar, wrapped in bacon or sausage to resemble an egg. There are no actual eggs involved.

I am not quite done yet eating these armadillo eggs.

by Don Gington April 12, 2022


Egg Busted

When you fit more than 50 raw natural eggs in a woman’s, she will get busted ! Anything more than that will cause a boom.

your babe just got egg busted by me last night!

by Noragami October 8, 2021