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Some who has lost all there belief in God and are now making a mockery of him by making porn of fake people
Person 1: Hey who's that guy over there?
Person 2: That's Caleb.
Person 1: Why is he sitting all alone over there?
Person 2: He's a rule 34 artist.
Person 1: Oh.
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The rule is if you have a girlfriend, and you lose no nut November she wins. So if she wins then that means you must do whatever she wants until dick down December.
Hommie #1:"ffs!"
Hommie #2:"what?"
Hommie #1:"I lost NNN, and now I have to do whatever my gf wants"
Hommie #2:"well shat. Ig it's no nut November rules"
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If it exists there is a Japanese version of it.
Hey man have you tried the Japanese pirate bay?
Is there a Japanese pirate bay?
Rule Thirty-Desu. There's a Japanese everything.
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Similar to the 5 second rule, when reaching down to pick up an item of food that you dropped on the ground within the 5 second rule but fumble and flip the piece of food over onto the other side as to contaminate it more, regardless of the 5 second rule it is dubbed uneatable.
man 1: what happened to the last cookie?
man 2: i threw it out
man 1 : why?
man 2 because i was gonna eat it but dropped it on the floor then flipped it over trying to pick it back up.
man 1: gotta be careful, the flip over rule strikes again.
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An excuse used when someone makes a leap in logic with no evidence behind it that leads to the solution of a puzzle regardless.
"Wow Ty, how did you know it was Mr. Red in the dining room with the knife?"
"It was quite simple, I just applied The 1/19 Rule and knew instantly."
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1. If you slap someone they get to slap you back
2. Don't violated
3.If you have a trim the expiration date is 3 days after
Finally just don't take the piss
If you slap me i will clart you
Say less
Remember the rules of neck slaps
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