Sauce Scammed

When people who like sauce and pickles get banned from a site called STEAM for no reason

STEAM: Banned, why? You don't need to know about it.

Sauce Pickle: Well I just got Sauce Scammed!

Gloooooom Sauce

Valium pills washed down with red wine.

-Oh hey! How are you doing?

-Well Dad just died and my cat ran away and my boyfriend left. I think I'll be spending the next month or year with some Gloooooom Sauce.

Biology Sauce

When a sauce is made from organic "fixtures"

Man I wouldn't eat that cookie looks like they put a lot of biology sauce on it.

Horse cheese soup sauce

A popular type of sauce, typically used on cheese sandwiches in Wisconsin

We ran out of horse cheese soup sauce so I didn’t want to eat my sandwich

Had sauce

Had sexual relations

They had sauce.

Johnson's Johnson Sauce

Baby Oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. All because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her vagina is some temple you're not worthy of praying in... and who the hell knew diapers were so expensive!!

Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..?
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off

Whatsthisheyah sauce

Worcestershire sauce, the sauce you put on steak.

Can you pass me that whatsthisheyah sauce please. I would like to put some on my steak.