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Sam Johnathon William Clarke

He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.

Sam Johnathon William Clarke.. he is the most amazing man to ever live, he is irresistible.

by Chloe'Sizer April 11, 2011


Sam and Billy

A foot job from across the couch

He received a Sam and Billy because she was too lazy to get up

by Sam and Billy March 15, 2021


Sam Rebinskas

A great gym partner who is an absolute gym rat. His deadlift is phenomenal and his belt is even better. BIG Football guy.

Sam Rebinskas and Scott Neville are the best gym duo at Merrimack.

by Jim Nantz 69 July 20, 2018


sammed

to extravagantly bamboozle someone with technicalities and or mechanics

blud got sammed in fortnite lmfaooo

by geeehckschehzz(akaryu) January 18, 2024


sammed

To get unbelievably bamboozled in a video game caused by misdirection, misbelief, and skill

blud got sammed

by geeehckschehzz(akaryu) January 3, 2024


sammed

To be bamboozled by misdirection, misfortune, and not having skill

blud got sammed😭

by geeehckschehzz(akaryu) January 3, 2024


sam foust

sam like his fat ginger cat larry and he loves Freja because she is so cool, funny, pretty and smart.
He also likes correcting your and you’re which is very annoying.
he never stops talking about him being lactose intolerant, pizza or himself
his brother is leng .
he is terrible at speed run and minecraft
he also has very hairy feet and gives butch lesbian vibes

person: did you see that certified beefcake??
other person : yea that’s a real sam foust he can get it

by Urmomswhore May 2, 2022