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When your boner takes over thinking for your brain. Similar to the Blood-Brain Barrier where only certain substances can pass through to the brain. The Boner-Brain Barrier doesn't allow any thoughts to be processed from the brain since they are all processed from the highly sophisticated thinking center of the penis. This can result in making illogical decisions and having regrettable sexual experiences.
Hey, why'd you make-love to that 350lb manatee last night.
Three words, man... "Boner-Brain Barrier"
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An exam-room boner is the hard-on a guy gets when the doctor sticks his finger up a dude's ass to examine his prostate.
Like last time, I got an exam-room boner when the doc stuck his finger up my ass!
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Any event that serves to kill any and all excitement previously generated.
"I know this test sucks, but it's nothing to Lose Your Boner about"
"Alright team, we played a great game tonight, but we've got one more to win. So don't Lose Your Boner yet."
"Is it just me or did you just Lose Your Boner?"
"I know got an A on the last test, but this chapter is completely different. So Lose Your Boner at the door, 'cause it's gonna be a long night."
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1. Literally, a situation that may cause discomfort to both the bonee, and other parties involved, in a formal setting (i.e. a dinner party).
2. Used as an expression, it signifies something or someone unwanted or out of place, something in an unsuitable setting.
1. Nobody appreciated when Alan got a boner at Alice's dinner party.
2. When Doug arrived at his niece's 3rd birthday party wearing assless chaps, all the guests agreed he was a boner at a dinner party.
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Jacket made of erected foreskin.
Wow, Joey has one hard boner jacket.
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A person, male, which nails many girls on a regular basis.
Chad:Hey man, I slept with that girl last night, it was amazing!
Brian:Dude, it's your 4th girl this week! you are definitely a Serial Boner!
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A boner that doesn't sound like it should. Usually your boner sounds like theres a loose gland.
Bob: I was bangin' my wife last night and when I smacked my boner off her face it didn't sound like it used to when I was 12.
Phil: Dude, you have a Twangy Boner.
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