Human Beer Bong

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.

I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think

Beer Closet

Alcoholism

At 5:55 am, Fred asked the gas station attendant when the Beer Closet opened. She replied 6 am, to which he responded, I can't wait that long.

Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"

African beer bottle

What a football/soccer supporter throws when he is upset that his team is loosing

"When I went to a D.C. United match I got hit in the head with African beer bottle

african beer bottle

What a drunk supporter at a football/soccer match throws when he is upset that his team is losing

"When I was at the D.C. United match I got hit with African beer bottle"

Were you brewed like beer

UD Jews, I’m assuming you guys

Were you brewed like beer in a bottle? In a secret underground cloning facility?

Genetically engineered Designer babies.

Were you brewed like beer

hillbilly beer

A warm beer.

Guy #1: Hey get me a beer.
Guy #2: Sorry man, no cold ones looks like you got to take a hillbilly beer.

Beer Your Soul

A drinking game which involves someone asking a question to a group of people, which everyone must answer honestly. The group (minus the asker of the question) must then drink and can only stop drinking once the asker has said that they may. The asker is to judge the qualities of the answers, and then one by one tell the group to stop drinking, in the order of the one with best answer to stop drinking first and the worst answer having to drink for the longest period of time in the group

"I was so drunk last night"
"well you wouldnt have been if you hadnt given such lame answers during Beer Your Soul"