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An extremely douchy person. Someone that brings the definition of a "douchebag" to a whole new level.
"That dude was a complete Douche-Kanush"
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Individual pieces of a bloody tampon
When she pulled out her tampon, little douche nuggets had fallen off.
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Douche Slap: v. def: When someone is being such a moron that they should be slapped in the face with a douche.
ex. "Would someone please douche slap that dumbass?"
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If a person is douche bombing, it means they are being unnecessarily douchey. It is when a person is being a douche bag in a situation that does not require it.
There are also variants of the term:
A douche bomber is a person who is well known for douche bombing frequently.
A douche bomb is one statement of unnecessary doucheyness, not to be followed up with another, and sometimes followed with an appology.
Douche bombing:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy Three: "Was that really needed?"
Guy Two: "Fuck you, dick"
Guy One: "Whatever, he's just douche bombing"
Douche Bomber:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy One: "What?"
Guy Three: "Don't take him seriously, he's a douche bomber".
Douche Bomb:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of like World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy One: "What?"
Guy Two: "I'm sorry for that Douche bomb, that wasn't necessary".
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A person that has to have everything logical
Dude you got like a million feet of air!
Logical douche: that's impossible you would die from those heights
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a skank that has a thingy to clean there thingy that smells like pussy
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