Individual pieces of a bloody tampon
When she pulled out her tampon, little douche nuggets had fallen off.
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Douche Slap: v. def: When someone is being such a moron that they should be slapped in the face with a douche.
ex. "Would someone please douche slap that dumbass?"
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a tall, lanky, austrailian douchebag.
You're an "insta-douche" for taking up six washers.
Dude! You used pacifism and arrest on 8 of my creatures! You're such an insta-douche!
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To "de-douche" is to become less of a douche.
"Steve is such a douche"
"yeah, we should try to help him de-douche"
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The almost unbearable nagging persistent uncontrollable pussy
Greg would love to drop kick douche quief
Thanks for giving me your douche quief.
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A "Douche Picture" is where someone or someones are doing something douch bag like in a photograph of any sort of way or form. It can also be used to refere to a person taking the picture.
1.Tom takes a picture of his brother Jim, Jim sticks up the middle finger. Jim's action makes the picture a Douche Picture.
2.Tom takes the photo with shaky hands and therefore makes it a "Douche Photo".
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Someone who acts like a complete pussy and is way too into themselves.
Ken: "im going to go wash my beautiful face, to make it more beautiful... if that is even possible."
Ashley: "your such a Douche Nard!"
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