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A metaphor that means that something is so cute, well you would eat it up. Really, it’s pretty terrifying. A funny though is just thinking if this goes for every animal when the eat something.
Lion: this youngling is so cute that I would eat you up!
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*
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A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself.
Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?
Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!
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A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."
Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!
Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
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Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.
You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!
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Similar to I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.
"That Jamie is so hot, I would eat the corn out of her shit"
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Basically every ad on the internet. Ever.
Wow an ad! "5 foods you should never eat again to cure cancer!"
Tf is this...
You can't keep your old love while trying out a new one.
"you can't have your cake and eat it too" trying to hold onto something - an uncut cake - while enjoying eating it.
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