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When someone knows your 4 friends but they don’t know you
Sam -hey guys !
Sam -who’s this ?
John -I’m Johnny
Sam-oh your a 5th egg friend
The zezos egg is the rarest scp in the entire world, it's known to be named "Mankind's waste" because of how ugly it is. It has a brain of a 2 month old baby and has hair that can produce any amount of grease at will.
The zezos egg is the ugliest thing in the world.
The strong smell of a Bro's Egg Farts
"Damn Jefferey, you go some Bro Eggs today"
Easter eggs filled with baby powder to throw at people on holidays
powder egg bombs make great pranks
An egg cooked so well the yoke squirts out when eating it
I had a porno egg sandwich today it squirted over my hoodie
A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.
I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.
A clout egg is an icon. Clout eggs are cool beings that will make your life so much better.
Person: “omg look at that Clout Egg I look up to it it is my god”
Person 2: “omg I heard that if you shove an egg up it’s ass it will come out hard boiled”
Clout egg: “follow me on Instagram @meurfavegghead ”