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A man who has far too much skill at a physical activity and/or moves way too fast for a man of his size.
290 lbs. men like pro wrestler Samoa Joe should never jump from the top rope, but Joe does because he's got Fat Guy Game.
Nick moves fast for a fat man, so clearly he has Fat Guy Game.
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A beautiful cat that was in love with Taylor, Tara, and Poonai all at once, but Taylor broke it off and now it is complicated. The Hay Guys Cat is a she and she likes to go by "Hay" or "HGC" for short. The HGC Virus can be contracted from The Hay Guys Cat. It involves uncontrollable laughing, the constant need to think and say "HAY GUYS" out loud in an obnoxious voice, and itchy hives. There is no known cure
-"Hay Guys"
-"Hay, have you seen The Hay Guys Cat lately? She hasn't been returning my calls."
-"Did you check Mikula's room?"
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That kid that lives in your floor at college that talks to himself, jacks off in the bathroom, brushes his teeth by squirting the toothpaste on the bathroom counter and then dipping his toothbrush in it, washes his hands ever 5 - 15 minutes, thinks everyone's his friend, and/or bugs the shit out of you about random movies that you don't care about.
The best way to avoid this individual is to just pretend like you're really busy. However if this encounter is unavoidable, there are ways to get out of the following awkward conversation. The best way is to just say "hey" when he greets you, and then leave wherever you are (it doesn't matter if you're about to do your homework, get something to eat, wash your hands, get in the shower, or take a dump) and swiftly return to your room or leave the building altogether. If this individual follows you for whatever reason (typically this will not happen, but there have been rare cases of said creepiness) then the best thing to do in this case is NOT to go back to your room, but to get yourself into a crowded area, or even a room with a decent amount of people. The result you would be hoping for is him bugging someone else or to just lose him altogether. This will solve about 99% of cases involving you being followed, but if this still doesn't work, then you only have one option left. Keep in mind that is imperative that you lose the Creepy White Guy before he starts coming onto you (it matters not if you're male or female, CWG's are typically omnisexual). If this happens, you can expect being pursued (however the CWG accomplishes this will vary) for the rest of the year. That last option is to say "HEY! IS THAT *insert arbitrary director here*!?" The CWG is a gullible creature, and will more than likely turn around if you are in a place where there's a lot of people. This moment is crucial, because you need to slip away undetected. Luckily for you, this shouldn't be too hard, because once the CWG thinks a director or even an actor/actress is somewhere within the vicinity, he will relentlessly pursue said person, creeping out all in his path. This should buy you enough time to get the fuck out of there. Upon leaving you must either a) return to your dorm room, lock the door, and stay there for the rest of the day, or b) don't return to your dorm building at all for the rest of the day. I advise the latter if you can, as the former still carries some risk if the CWG knows where your room is.
Creepy White Guy - (obsolete to how others feel about him)"What's up dude"
Person A - (feeling really creeped out) "Oooookay, (begins to leave the room) RYYYYAAAAAAAN!!!"
CWG - "Oh dude, have you seen *insert overhyped movie*, it's so *insert postive adjective*"
Person B - (about to wash hands) "Oooookay, (halts all activity and begins to leave)...CHRIIIIISSSS!!!"
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An "I know this guy" story is a bullshit story where one person thinks up something funny, cool, gross, weird, or sexy, but essentially untrue, and tries to pass it off as true by framing it as if it happened to someone they supposedly know. It's similar to the "I have this friend" story, where someone asks for advice about a problem that's really about them but they're too embarrassed to say so. "I know this guy" stories are purely about entertainment, however, not about seeking advice.
Jerry: "I know this guy... he caught his sister having sex with their cousin and two friends in their uncle's bed."
Joe: "Sure, Jerry. You *know* this guy. Riiight."
Jerry: "I swear! It's true!"
Joe: "Bullshit. What was the guy's name then?"
Jerry: "Well I don't *know* him, but I heard about it."
Joe: "Sure you did. Sick pervert."
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A game played nearby or inside Ghetto Carrs. The first one of your party to 'spot the drunk guy' and show proof of intoxication wins. Oh, and you win nothing.
Let's run up to Ghetto Carrs and play spot the drunk guy.
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An action to do when getting a delivery of pizza. Generally the minimum is $2 or 15% of the order, but if you want consistent excellent service feel free to overtip, because drivers remember good customers. Conversely, if you want bad service don't tip, and wait for your pizza 1 hour +. Do not assume a delivery fee is given to the driver, since even if it is s/he may only recieve service wage ($2.23 in MA) or no mileage.
"16.75 for three pizzas."
"Here's a twenty, keep the change."
"Thank you!"
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He who falls for the dead lighter on the table trick.
Look at you Mr Ambitious Lighter Guy
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