Car Sauce

petrol; gasoline

Miss Discommodus: "Why is car sauce so expensive these days."
Mrs. Mugracchus: "I don't know -- womyn."
Miss Discommodus: "Dang, war what is it good for."

sex car

a car that is given away because someone had sex in it and cummed on the seats and shit on the engine for sex

oh I got a new car!

oh is it a sex car?
Oh i hope not i dont like cum cars

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Sex car

"Sex car" is basically just "sexy car" but you're too lazy to write the word "sexy" so you just write "sex"

Person1 : *shows picture of a good loooing car*
Person2: "sex car"

Car Pong

A game that desperate teenagers play when they can't find a table for ruit. The game involves driving to a desolate or secluded area, and then setting up the cups on the roof and front hood of the car. You then proceed to shoot as if it was a regular ruit table with one team standing at the front, and each member of the opposite team shooting from the passanger and driver side door respectively.

I heard you and your boys played Car Pong at Brett woods last night.
Yeah dude, shit was ragein.

Kyler’s Mom’s Car

Kyler’s Mom’s Car -
The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Bomber Doppelgänger

Kyler’s Mom’s Car in stats

Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like you driving your mom’s car

Kyler’s Mom’s Car

The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Doppelgänger

Kyler’s Mom’s Car
Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like your mom’s car

Island car

Are often passed from friend to friend - dents and scrapes are mandatory - buy a nice seat cover at least for the driver side - Do not repaint or get the dents fixed - do not lend it to a friend unless they are agreeable to a cash replacement - stay left and aim at something cheap.

My island car crapped out on me on my way to work.