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I crashed my car into a bridge

I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case

Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge

Mom: Where are you let me pick you up

Daughter: 123 emergency lane

Mom: Who is following you/endangering you

by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022


Muscle cars rule

Thats me!

Muscle cars rule is soooo cool
My crush: shut up he’s so lame and stupid. He kinda sus too

by Muscle cars rule December 2, 2023


muscle cars rule

Thats me

Muscle cars rule is so cool

by Muscle cars rule December 2, 2023


Car crash carousel

A day being likened to a car crash in a roundabout. First one car crashes into another, then another ontop of that, and it can keep going until the roundabout is filled.

Friend: "So how was your day?"

Me: "Like a car crash carousel"

Friend: "Well fuck. That bad?"

by SwedeRoyale March 8, 2020


Car Trucking

Driving around in a car. But still embodying the spirit and aditude of a trucker.

I'm out here car trucking today.

by Lankybird March 30, 2022


Car Fortnite

NFS Unbound

A driving game franchise that went from Badass without actually being a race sim, to a hot pile of zoomer pop culture garbage. EA is so greedy and out of touch, that they had to water down the classic franchise to the point where it appears to the most brain dead normies zoomer imaginable. There is a scene in the game where a Young girl in high heels and a skimpy dress, probably never even seen a tire iron in her life, challenges you too a race, then some game play, and you see random fornite particles.... boi tf

OG: My boy, you wanna whip it on assetto corsa? I Know a good No assist/ No Hesi server with good physics, traffic and policing mods...

Zoomer: Uhm ok who asked?? bro do you even know who asap is? lmao sweetie why is you car plain black ong *fortnite dances*

OG: ?

Zoomer: we playing NFS unbound!! mine came with a 3 hole balaclava now im a gansta!!

OG: Boy that's car fortnite

by 30 YEAR OLD BOOMER November 22, 2022


Car-strate

When you are without keys, your car is in the shop, or otherwise out of your hands for any given period of time.

"Man, my old lady's got the keys. I'm car-strated for two days!

by satanpentigram666 October 7, 2010