hes a fat larde ass who wont get off his speccy disesed bum to do anything else but play ark all fucking day. what a saddo.
oh my its like a cookie dude!!
Food a homeless man or woman stores between their ass cheeks to prevent other homeless people from stealing it.
It used to be a normal BLT sandwich, but after compressing in his ass, it has flattened into a subway cookie.
a word used to describe a situation or person that is elite or mid.
My friends are cooky crisp when they laugh.
A: „I think I‘m more into guys than into girls.“
B: „Cool man, whatever crumbles your cookie.“
When you use a cookie as a butt plug
Schmidt just did a cookies and cram and trained 3 asian males
A guy that love coming inside mixed race girls.
-"Did you hear about mark?"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, east asian, native american, aboriginal, white, middle eastern, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"
A guy that loves cumming in mixed raced women.
-"Hey! Did you here about mark?"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, middle eastern, east asian, aboriginal, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"