Mesozoic Death Roll

When one is nearing the end of intercourse, the two partners lay on their bellies, and the woman shoots period blood out to attract the male predator. The man proceeds to pounce on her back, thrusting his penis in her vagina and shooting a huge load into her as he rolls her like a crocodile performing a death roll.

Friend 1: Hey, wanna hang out?
Friend 2: Sorry I can't, my dick is immobilized because I performed the Mesozoic Death Roll on some bitch last night.

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Jolly Roll-Around

A casual romantic encounter comprised of making out and rolling around in bed in lieu of more serious sexual activity. It is normal to have a "type" one likes for jolly roll-arounds, and for this type to be different than what one normally lusts after or would consider girlfriend material.

Sometimes, all you want is a jolly roll-around, you know?

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Rolling stones

When you smoke marijuana and take ecstasy in the same sitting.

Ron: "Oh shit he took and then smoked a blunt!!"
Sue: "He's rolling stones like a muthafucka!!"

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Sucks to Roll Hard

Exactly what it sounds like! Was originated by the crew at Fluid MotorUnion, a lot of people asked why do you do what you do?

They said, it sucks to roll hard!

Usually used frequently by Fluid MotorUnion and others in the automotive industry.

Shop Mom: Why do you guys lower these cars so much and keep breaking parts constantly? Isn't it useless?

Fluid MotorUnion owner: It sucks to roll hard Ma.

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japanese rick roll

You roll your dick in seaweed and then make the girl eat it off your dick while listening to "never gonna give you up" by rick astley

fool i totally gave cho a japanese rick roll yesterday!

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slow your roll

Slow your roll means to "slow your role." or chill the fuck out.

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A commonly misunderstood slang term due to that fact that it is often mispelled. Although a valid interpretation is possible with the incorrect spelling intact, the phrase makes little sense to individuals who are less knowledgeable.

Black Guy: Yeah 'B', i had to tell them niggas at work to slow they rolls na'mean

White guy: Yeah! But why would they want to lessen the amount of money they make?

Black Guy: Na bruh' I mean CHILL the fuck out.

White guy: But how are they susposed to get diamonds if they are making less money?................

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frosted tootsie roll

when a dude shits and immediately jacks-off all over his shit

"Whoa, I came on my crap!"

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