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What you say when a girl who is annoying or fat is trying to get close to you and is rubbing up on you trying kiss you, hug you, hold your hand, give you a blowjob, or whatever and you dont want it. It's basically implying that shes too close and to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
Girl: hey your cute
(trys to hold you hand and shes getting really close to you. too close)
Guy: That's my pocket
Girl:What?
Guy: (walks away)
To have one's hand thrust in someone else's pocket in a sexual manner.
Chris was playing pocket pool in someone's pocket.
dating back to world war 2, the term "dog pocket" refers to an ancient ritual from the Egyptians that was used to capture all Jewish dogs and store them into another dimension until everything blows over.
hey Quinton, ya hear about that dog pocket in Europe that just opened up?
To be the opposite of out of pocket. Typically used by people who need modern terms explained to them.
I'm not out of pocket! I'm in pocket! I'm totally in pocket guys!
The opposite of “out of pocket”, used to describe a reasonable or fair statement.
Group Chat: *roasts someone*
Roastee: “out of pocket”
Roaster: “nah that’s in pocket”
When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.
Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...
When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket
My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.