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To cough, fart, and sneeze at the same time.
Damn I was three hole punching earlier.
A chess-punch is a strategic move between two people who are battling for control / power over a situation or others. Where the attacker uses a combination of mind-games and plausible truths to out-strategize their opponent in a grab for power, to such a great extent that it disables their component and prevents them from making any further moves. In doing so - it can create great mental anguish in the mind of the person being attacked and can lead to mental illness.
Kareem was a workplace psychopath who placed great emphasis on the power that he had over situations and others. He had a background spreading democracy throughout old Russia, crazy stories that inferred past involvement with the intelligence community, a deep understanding of how to read others and knew how to use sub-text to alter the perceptions that others had of him, themselves and the situations that they were involved in. He was a scary guy.
Dave - who was new to the business - got off on the wrong foot with Kareem. Kareem was worried that Dave was trying to disempower him. Kareem used manipulative tactics to instil fear in Dave's mind and to out-strategize him - ultimately culminating in a chess-punch that disabled Dave and prevented him from being able to function.
The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns
Robbie:Dude my asshole fell out!
Wyatt: Relax and bite your wallet. I'll gopher punch it back in.
The amount of tp or toilet paper squares you use to wipe you booty with.
Darn it, I am a punch of tp away from a clean bottom.
An average punch of tp is around 4-6 squares of tp.
Equivalent to around $10 - $13
something about a car seat
and maybe its headrest?
Will: you should stop punching mattresses.
When you have such amazing sex with a women but tells you she has HIV or some shit
Jim: dude I had a nut punch with Sarah last night.
Danny: aww that cunt, she nut punched me too
When a male blows his load at a female and she punches his load out of the air
Last night i was having such a good time with my girlfriend until she nut punched me it went everywhere