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When you eat a girl out after another guy has came inside her recently, the last guy's creampie ends up in your mouth
"My girlfriend's pussy tasted weird last night"
"Dude, I totally creampied her before you got home, you had a salty nut roll!"
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After kidnapping the most basic Ugg-wearing white girl you can find in Starbucks, the man places the girl on a blanket, covers her in pumpkin spice and then jizzes on her. Once fully coated he then proceeds to roll her tight and put her in the freezer to firm up for serving at the family Thanksgiving dinner.
Mom was so happy this thanksgiving.
Oh yes, especially after you gave her a slice of that amazing Pumpkin Cream Roll.
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When you smoke marijuana and take ecstasy in the same sitting.
Ron: "Oh shit he took and then smoked a blunt!!"
Sue: "He's rolling stones like a muthafucka!!"
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Exactly what it sounds like! Was originated by the crew at Fluid MotorUnion, a lot of people asked why do you do what you do?
They said, it sucks to roll hard!
Usually used frequently by Fluid MotorUnion and others in the automotive industry.
Shop Mom: Why do you guys lower these cars so much and keep breaking parts constantly? Isn't it useless?
Fluid MotorUnion owner: It sucks to roll hard Ma.
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You roll your dick in seaweed and then make the girl eat it off your dick while listening to "never gonna give you up" by rick astley
fool i totally gave cho a japanese rick roll yesterday!
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Slow your roll means to "slow your role." or chill the fuck out.
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A commonly misunderstood slang term due to that fact that it is often mispelled. Although a valid interpretation is possible with the incorrect spelling intact, the phrase makes little sense to individuals who are less knowledgeable.
Black Guy: Yeah 'B', i had to tell them niggas at work to slow they rolls na'mean
White guy: Yeah! But why would they want to lessen the amount of money they make?
Black Guy: Na bruh' I mean CHILL the fuck out.
White guy: But how are they susposed to get diamonds if they are making less money?................
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when a dude shits and immediately jacks-off all over his shit
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