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I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire

phrase describing a male person that you extremely dislike

My boss is a real asshole. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

by Studly Hungwell October 20, 2006

111πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Go you big red fire engine!

A phrase adopted by Australian comedian Adam Hills, usually used as an expression of affirmation or encouragement.

It was coined during a 1999 stand-up performance in Melbourne, Australia. Hills had invited an audience member on stage to yell out his own name; instead, the man shouted "go you big red fire engine!" The phrase quickly became an audience chant, and Hills subsequently used it as an affirmative mantra, eventually basing a stand-up show around it in 2001.

"Go you big red fire engine!" came to be regarded as a general expression of encouragement, and with Hills' urging it began to weasel its way into pop culture: it ended up appearing in a Detroit newspaper and on a Swedish website, as well as being yelled out in the Australian Federal Parliament by then-Senator Natasha Stott Despoja.

"The only way I could get through every night (of a bad gig) was, as I walked on, to just go, 'go you big red fire engine!' I could face anything after saying that!" - Adam Hills, "Go You Big Red Fire Engine" (2001)

by shoemoneytonight January 29, 2010

23πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.

Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"

by H Fowler July 29, 2012

19πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

Water Earth fire air long ago the four nations lived together in harmony then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked only the Avatar master of all four elements could stop them but when the world needed him most he vanished 100 years passed and my brother and I discovered the new avatar an Airbender named Aang and although his airbending skills are great he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone but I believe Aang can save the world (cue Avatar music)

Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

by avatar fan 123 July 1, 2022


Face like a tub of fire-damaged Lego

A person so exceptionally ugly that you want to be sick when you see them

β€œoh my god Walsh! That skank you pulled last night was so messed up, she had a face like a tub of Fire damaged lego. Sick b*tch”

by Hai Sundera January 28, 2005

30πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


someone who wants to set you on fire

Her name is probably Maggie. Shes aight.

"Hey do you have someone who wants to set you on fire?"

"Yeah, thats just Maggie "

by Philly63 January 31, 2018


fire breathing rubber duckies

the fire breathing rubber duckies ( fbrd ) are the best, funniest, stupidest group of girls you with EVER MEET. they r always quoting vines 24/7 and will be doing somthing stupid everywhere they go. if u talk shot about one of them just know they all know and will hate your guts (sometimes)

duDE 1: yo did u see the fire breathing rubber duckies just walk past?
DuDE 2: yeah dude they just quoted my fave vine !!
dUdE 1: what vine brO :D
duDe 2: I’m washing me in my clothEs

by xoxo garbage can November 11, 2019

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž