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A music album (CD, cassette, record, 8-track) conducive to having lots of sex; usually rhythmic, mood-setting and of decent length (35-45 minutes). Should be kept in stereo or cued up on iTunes at all times, just in case.
"All the psychedelic and tribal stuff on the new MGMT CD makes it a great fuck album."
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A fuck boy is a little bitch who messes with girls. He's obviously hot but is not as pretty inside as in out. He fucks up girls by leading them on then fucking with other girls the next day. He can also maybe just make up shit about you to sound cool in front of friends *pussy* oops. This bitch deserves a kick in the fucking dick to get his nonsense straight!
*fuck boy walks down the hall*
Girl 1: He's so hot but a total fuck boy ugh
Girl 2: agreed
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When you fuck a girl in the pussy with your tounge
Jake:i just tounge fucked your girl in the movies
cody:fuck you
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1. When you're in a bar full of ladies and cant get laid because they're all penis dodgers.
2. When you do pull ass and are pounding away but slip out. you keep the hips thrusting thinking it will go right back in, but it just keeps missing.
1. Dont go in there guys that place is the fuck matrix, must be a lesbo bar.
2. Girl: "why are you still humping me? you're not even in."
Guy: "Its not my fault, your crotch is the fuck matrix."
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People that hate Donald trump.
Bill: Trump is going to save the United States
Tyrone: he's racist to blacks and Mexicans . You know what fuck trump!!!
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Good way to add a little spice when calling someone a faggot. It refers to some one is annoyingly gay and annoyingly irritating and you just have to say it. They may not even be gay but are annoying in a fruity, possibly feminine, or out loud-way that you just have to say it: “Fucking Faggot !”
So anyway yeah ! So anyway .... Yeah !
Ur a fucking faggot, Darnell !
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The most extreme version of a scenester. If you're listening to a band that has sold more than 200 copies, expect one of these people to come at you with a fury that can only be caged by their children's medium sized little league jersey. Usual evidence is a yoga mat that has been used twice, clove cigarettes and an old school nintendo with just zelda that still has the gamestop price tag on it. Highest density known to be found around the Emerson College campus.
"I bumped into another scenester fuck on the street today."
"Did you? What happened?"
"Nothing happened to me, but he fell over and broke his new iPod. He told me he was going to run me over in his Mom's landrover"
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