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A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into one ass, male of female. (no relation to the show)
John: Yo guys wanna do a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?
The other 3 guys: Fuck yea!
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a game nobody knows about
"Hey, do you play fire emblem: three houses?"
"Whats fire emblem: three houses?"
"nvm"
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The thing you say when a burglar breaks inside your house
Burglar: Breaks in
You: You picked the wrong house, Fool!
the dumbest school ever😄 bad at everything.
Jeffery: Oh I go to Washington Court House City Schools
Karl: That school sucks!!
Melissa: The food there is gross
These are the Four Sacred Truths of The Big-Booty Bottom Bitch himself, Daddy Jakeypoo.
Thou doth handcuffs thyself to thine bedpost during the act of sexual intercourse
His Daddyness doest enjoy ins'rting a dildo into his rampallian during amorous rite
The divine Daddyness doth also enjoyeth the reception of intercourse through the floppy pocket pussy whilst handcuffed to thine holy bedpost
Thine most holiest of Phat Cocks hast been reveal’d to us unworthy mortals as uncircumcised with curdles of thine most delicious cheese held within
For every house party, a role must be filled to maintain the sacred balance of the almighty Lauren’s Bisexuality. It is a force that balances the Sexaul Force as we know it. For every house party there must be a Lauren, for whom the others shall balance. With the Four Sacred Truths, Lauren fulfills her Straight lust. This lust, however, must be tempered and balanced by the passionate embrace of a Darcey, whom penetrates her with the Phat Cock Dildo of Lesbian Love. Just as there are Four Sacred Truths, so too must there be a forth person in the ritual, an Evalina. The Evalina is but a mere cuck that sits in the corner and observes the ritual, furling their own desires from a distance, this gives the Bisexuality an exit from the ritual and disperses the lust out into the universe, thus completing the The Holy Canon of The Leicester House Party.
Let us consult The Holy Canon of The Leicester House Party
Ronald McDonald's department store where child molesters get their Smegma to smoke with their Walmart brand Bongs
Shrek opened up a kiosk selling weed at Ronald McDonald House Smegma Emporium
To quit something, to stop it like the show Full House was canceled. Normally used in a rapping like way...
After 20 minutes of hearing the bitch screaming from the house next door, andrew finally had enough. He stuck his head out the window and yelled "CUT IT OUT LIKE FULL HOUSE, BITCH!"
If somebody is talking to you for a long time and you just want them to shut up, look at them and say "cut it. cu-cu-cu cut it. Cut it. Cut it out like full house".
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