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A penis that is very thick, round and short. Shares the likeness of a soup can.
“Have you seen Trevor’s dick? He’s got a soup can weiner.”
The only people worth talking to
Hym “Yes, more yes-men and tomato-cans. That’ll be fun to watch. Hey what happened to the beetejuice rule? Where if I say something insulting 3 times you have to confront me? Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. There you go. And day now. Try and hurry up yeah, we’ll test your theory that I can’t do this in person.”
History: A Jerry Can, is a metal container designed to transport 5.3 gallons of gasoline. These are commonly seen in military movies strapped to jeeps. The "Jerry Can Test" is actually a question: in a crisis situation would you rather have a certain person on your team or a Jerry Can of gasoline? If you would rather trade the person for a Jerry Can then they have failed the test.
I can't think of any reality TV stars that could pass the Jerry Can Test.
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test
no, a can cannot can a can
some dude: can a can can a can?
some other dude: no a can cannot can a can
some dude: why not
some other dude: a can cant can a can because the can can not do anything else than to can stuff
How someone below the legal drinking age would ask an older person to buy them alcohol. Slang.
Came from saying “can you run to the liquor store for me”
Hey big bro, can you get me a run for this weekend?
Rectum full of ejaculate from multiple partners
She won't shit right for a month after letting the entire party leave her a can of mixed nuts
A alternative word for boobs, boobies, tits, and breasts.
Damn, look at those fine tittle cans.